Welcome back gentlemen to another week of power rankings with your Editor in Chief Troop Crossland. Let us all take a moment here to appreciate our brother Troop as he takes time to write you all the delectable unbiased power rankings that you have all come to know and love. his venmo is Troop-Crossland by the way for any charitable donations.
She Scream oh Godwin she Kamra (1-1)
we start todays ranking with the obvious first placement that is Team Crossland. After a mid week 1 it is clear cut that this team has got what it takes. from Jefferson to Kamara to Flowers to Chase to Godwin the star players that make up this team are not to be taken likely and the icing on the cake is that no injuries have plagued this team as they have many others before us. It seems that everyone wants a piece of this team as the inboxes of trades are never ceasing from the would be heretics and vultures. Emperor Guide Us.
2. Mahamas(2-0)
one of the three pillars of undefeated teams it is clear why this team is placed second as it scores the highest points in this league for this year so far. it is hard to pick the MVP on this team for some people as the weapons on this team are elite. is it Kyler Murray? is it Breece Hall? the weak minded ask themselves this question but it is I who knows which one is the MVP and that is Ka’imi Fairbairn. dude is putting up more points that most peoples highest scoring player. Nerf Kickers will be a strong petition for next year thanks to this guy.
3. She Jackson my Chubb (2-0)
undefeated on the field and undefeated in our hearts. injuries have seem to have plagued this team of recent but that doesn’t stop Owner Preisig from pulling out diabolical trades that leave his team feeling not only rejuvenated but also undefeated. only time will tell and only time will heal his injured players as he brings his team back to being A1.
4.She Saquon it till it Hurts (1-1)
hearts were shattered as we faced eachother Owner Billings. your meager performance was nothing to stand against. you drop two placements for that horrendous performance. You need to figure your shit out before you sink further down the pits of despair as the eagles fail to stand against even the fucking falcons. Because in the end that’s all you have on your team. The Eagles. and when their team fails. your team fails. no diversity on this team will lead to your downfall brother.
5. Team Sneed(2-0)
don’t even care to write a meaningful power ranking rankings. don’t even think this guy reads em. he has a nice team though. pickup king here and undefeated. my only problem with this team is that his most valuable players are only there temporarily.
6.Kissin Cousins (1-1)
Plagued with injuries this team seems to be trending downwards. notable pieces left on the bench however. could be the case that this team has a breakthrough and comes up against all odds. doubtful but maybe?
7. Ra Dogs (0-2)
here we go writing about our first entirely defeated team. it doesn’t feel right writing about my brother in arms in a negatory tone. i am here to say that your team put up a notable performance against the highest score this league has seen this year. you are so much more than your fantasy team makes you out to be Greg. even if you don’t win a game this year you have people that love you. i love you and your completely defeated team. i want you to know that im there for you. i love you. and if there’s anything you need in this trying times. you just let me know. fix your team.
HERETIC SCUM
8. Napkins (0-2)
our second completely defeated team is Owner Ibrahim. once my closest friend he has turned his back to the light and now conspires with Owner Brindley for my downfall once again turning him against me. i cannot blame this team for its failures but i will look forward to personally playing against this team.
9. Njigbas in Paris (1-1)
Fucking traitorous scum thinking you can fuck me over do you??? you think you can beg me not to show anybody the trades you’re sending me? who do you think you are trying to pull on over on me like that? you’re desperate. your backs against the wall. your team sucks. and i will break you like the dog your team is this week. cheap tactics like this are why you will fail against the glory of the emperor. good luck over your horrible injuries thus far.
10. Bellcow (0-2)
dude i’m not gonna lie you are so fucked. lowest scoring points twice in a row? Idk what to say here. i want to say there is a sliver of hope to be found in the waiver wires. looking now i want to say just brace yourself in the waiver wires so that you don’t get last place but another part of me wants to say that you can do this. you can turn your team around. it is week 2. goodluck
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